April 2011
“My hobby which is eating and sitting still.”
– Craig Ferguson (via goldddustwoman)
Judge Laugh!
craigyfergstweetsandemails:
1 tag
“I’ll take your secret to my grave, but laughter is an uncontrollable bodily...”
– Eric Van Der Woodsen, Gossip Girl (via suchafuckingcliche)
I need to study
ashleyclairee:
“If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.”
– Billy Joel (via kari-shma)
“But I’m pretty confident about my ability to deal with a zombie apocalypse. I...”
– How Modern Life Is Like a Zombie Onslaught - NYTimes.com (via Instapaper)
“Blair: Actually, I’m on a date. You can handle that right?
Dan: We’re just...”
– - Gossip Girl: Petty In Pink (via garetsutcliffe)
don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.: pointless. →
nickjaypwns:
walk like a boss.
dance like a boss.
tap a window like a boss.
play the drums like a boss.
talk like a boss.
wink like a boss.
confused like a boss.
grow a mustache like a boss.
feel the mic like a boss.
have pink hair like a…
Of course I talk to myself. I need intelligent...
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a...”
– bette davis (via ambloguous)
